A Gift Guide of 6 Ridiculously Expensive Things You Can’t Afford
Christmas is the perfect time to get and gift friends and loved ones with ridiculously expensive things we/they don’t need. So while everyone’s stuffing stockings with iPhones, iPads, Gucci underwear and tickets to the moon, we’re (theoretically) gifting everyone unfortunate enough to be our friends and family with the most outrageously priced food-related gifts we’ve encountered over the year. Like smelly, stinky cheese and old-a** liqueur, for example.
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1. Donkey Cheese for $567 LB
Nothing says ballin’ like sweet sweet donkey cheese wrapped in a pretty bow
2. A $9000 Cocktail
Girl, let me buy you a drank for Christmas.
3. $26,000 Truffle Dinner that comes with an $11,500 Watch
Because your mom has totally been eyeing that truffle salad and watch combo in the window.
4. Stainless-Steel Starbucks Gift Card
While the $450 Stainless-Steel Starbucks Gift Card has already sold-out on Gilt.com, you can still buy one for a mere $8000 on eBay. Lucky you!
5. Caviar Gift Basket
“Omg! A caviar gift basket! How did you know it’s what I’ve always wanted?!? You’re the bestest,” said No One, ever.
6. 100% Bacon Silk Scarf
This is a no-brainer. A must for every bougie-bacon lover in your life.
