A Gift Guide of 6 Ridiculously Expensive Things You Can’t Afford

Christmas is the perfect time to get and gift friends and loved ones with ridiculously expensive things we/they don’t need. So while everyone’s stuffing stockings with iPhones, iPads, Gucci underwear and tickets to the moon, we’re (theoretically) gifting everyone unfortunate enough to be our friends and family with the most outrageously priced food-related  gifts we’ve encountered over the year. Like smelly, stinky cheese and old-a** liqueur, for example.

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1. Donkey Cheese for $567 LB

Nothing says ballin’ like sweet sweet donkey cheese wrapped in a pretty bow

2. A $9000 Cocktail

Girl, let me buy you a drank for Christmas.

3. $26,000 Truffle Dinner that comes with an $11,500 Watch

Because your mom has totally been eyeing that truffle salad and watch combo in the window.

4. Stainless-Steel Starbucks Gift Card

While the $450 Stainless-Steel Starbucks Gift Card has already sold-out on Gilt.com, you can still buy one for a mere $8000 on eBay. Lucky you!

5. Caviar Gift Basket

“Omg! A caviar gift basket! How did you know it’s what I’ve always wanted?!? You’re the bestest,” said No One, ever.

6. 100% Bacon Silk Scarf

This is a no-brainer. A must for every bougie-bacon lover in your life.