A Bobby Flay Parody Twitter Account — Must Follow

Poor Bobby Flay. I’m sure he’s a nice guy — just seems that his celebrity chef status can get a bit misconstrued at times. Lately though, his objectification seems to know no bounds. Just a few weeks ago he was douched-up as a guest star on the hit HBO series Entourage, and now he falls victim to a rather humorous parody Twitter account: @_BobbyFlay_

Some good ones (the Olive Garden one doesn’t seem that outlandish actually) —

Why two divorces? They didn’t follow through on their promise to take my last name and change their first name to Sue. Marketing goldmine!

Excuse me, why the FUCK did I just have to ask you for more breadsticks? As long as I’m here at the Olive Garden, I want more breadsticks.

You look me in the eyes and tell me these bananas are the shade I requested! Did you even use the fuckin’ color palette I gave you?!

If you didn’t want your onion volcano critiqued, then you shouldn’t have let me in the fuckin’ hibachi place!