7 Times Seafood Made Us Terrified To Go In The Water
The ocean can be a terrifying place. In the vast depths, the denizens that dwell beneath can sometimes be even more terrifying.
We dug around and found seven instances where seafood has simply made us fear the water.
So the next time you enjoy your fresh seafood platter, take a second to appreciate the work it took to get your food plated in front of you. As you can see from the seven tales presented below, you can bet your seafood put up a fight.
Spider Crabs Molting
Watching a creature molt and casting aside its current shell for a stronger skin, can make a person uneasy. Now imagine if you were exploring undersea life and come across THOUSANDS of these vicious spider crabs molting at the same time. Makes you want to rethink the crab fest at your local crab shack, right?
Eel Man
While the only tale that doesn’t take place in the water, it still makes us fear a bare-bottom encounter with a live eel. This dude in Asia decided it was a good idea to put a live eel up his butt to help clear out his constipation. The terrified eel did some damage to the man’s stomach and had to be removed through surgery after it died.
Yikes.
The takeaway from all of this? Eat more fiber.
Shrimp v Dragon Fish
When’s the last time you had some fresh shrimp and fish ceviche? Well if you never want to see how the sausage is made, you’ll definitely want to steer clear of this video.
OK, this isn’t really how ceviche is made. It is, however, a graphic video of a shrimp tearing open the stomach of a dragon fish to pull out an even SMALLER fish. A cut scene straight out of Mortal Kombat, this is definitely not for the faint of heart.
Hungry Clams Beach
Imagine you’re chilling at the beach and thousands of hungry clams emerge from the sand like a scene straight out of a horror movie? This terrifying footage captures exactly that.
A haunting sight for some, and the freshest seafood buffet for others. It’s all about perspective.
Spider Crabs Tearing Apart Octopus
This octopus was going about its day, heading home from a long day of flipping algae burgers, when it was confronted by a cast of crabs. Spider crabs to be exact.
The cast of crustaceans tear this innocent octopus apart, making short work of the cephalopod mollusk. Check out the brutal video at your own risk.
Clam Digging
Footage of this peculiar clam tunneling its way into the sand may appear whimsical at first. However, imagine if this were the reverse. You’re standing on the shore, barefoot, when a giant clam digs its way out of the sand like a scene straight out of Tremors.
Not so cute, huh?
As Foodbeast’s resident man of science Constantine Spyrou would say:
I ain’t saying she’s a clam digger.
Jimmy Johns Man
Sometimes the greatest sea monster isn’t from the sea. Such was the case with this guy that strongly resembled Jimmy Johns’ founder Jimmy John Liataud who had a photo go viral where he was allegedly shown humping a dead shark.
Not the proudest moment for land lubbers, that’s for sure.
We later found that it wasn’t actually Liataud, but an NYC police officer named Shawn.
Stay classy, officer.
