7-Eleven’s New Slurpee Straws Let You Channel Your Spirit Animal

7-Eleven is getting mystical this summer as it will be selling spirit animal straws to go along with your Slurpee.

Those in touch with their spirituality will be able to choose from a cat, wolf, fox and eagle, so if Ron Swanson is your spirit animal, too bad.

The straws are $1.49 and look like little animal-shaped mouths that cover your lips when you take a sip.

The old 7-Eleven legend says that the cat is “Independent, curious, unpredictable, selective most likely to try all Slurpee flavors.” The wolf is “Sharp, intelligent, instinctive, most likely to concoct their own Slurpee creation.” The fox is “Nocturnal, cunning, adaptable, aware, most likely to slurp at night, and the eagle is “Swift, powerful, focused, dominant, most likely to slurp too fast and get a brainfreeze.”

So whichever of those describes you best, will be the straw that will accompany your Slurpee this summer.

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I hope they stocked up on cat straws, because I know a lot people who swear on their life that cats are their spirit animal.

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