This 4-Year-Old Really Needed A Slushie At 3 AM, Went By Herself To Get One

This kid had a hankering for a slushie at 3 a.m. and she was going to stop at nothing to get one.

She probably knew that her parents had to get up early the next day, and didn’t want to wake them, so she did the most reasonable thing a 4-year-old could do and took off in the middle of the night by herself.

With the mentality of a hungry stoner, she left her Philadelphia house, jumped on a bus and got herself ready for an adventure. Luckily, the bus driver had the sense to know there was something sketchy about a little girl getting on a bus by herself at that crazy hour.

“You gotta be kidding me. Not at this time of night.”-Hero bus driver

The little girl was safely returned to her parents and unfortunately didn’t get her slushie, but her mom promised to get her one if she stopped sneaking out of the house like an out of control teen you’d see on Maury.

Watch her stroll into the bus below:

h/t Thillist

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