Vader’s Dark Roast Coffee

Looking for a coffee boasting spicy undertones with smoky, dark-roasted complexity? Apparently, we need to look no further than Vader’s Dark Roast Coffee. An officially licensed Star Wars product designed by the folks at ThinkGeek, humorously, this gourmet whole bean coffee was supposedly hand roasted by Stormtroopers. Each sip will entitle you to a mix of three diverse coffees and two different roasts, culminating in an advertised “full-bodied, sharp, cup with spicy undertones and smoky, dark-roasted complexity”. Each bag contains 12 Oz of whole bean coffee, comprised of coffees from Africa and Indonesia. Every bit of the $14.99 price tag gets split between ThinkGeek and droid farmers.

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