Baboon Heart Sandwich

Fan of breakfast sandwiches? If you aren’t, I’m sure this one will do the trick. We’re looking at the Baboon Heart, a bagel based sandwich piled high with cream cheese, munster cheese, burger stuffed with salami, provolone cheese, fried egg, buttered toast, fried turkey, bacon, grilled onions and peppers and spicy ranch dressing. I guess the point of this sandwich is…who needs your own heart, when you could substitute it with a baboon’s? (PicThx CyberSlug)