Taco Bell: Introduces 2 New Salsa Packets

Haven’t we all on occasion found ourselves contemplating the plights of this world? Why does poverty exist? Why the hell hasn’t Taco Bell put out a new condiment in years? No? Just me on that one? Well, clearly Taco Bell reads minds AND makes delectably affordable tacos.

This October will bring us autumn leaves, cool air, and new Salsa Verde and Fire Roasted sauces to the T-Bell scene. How will I ever choose just one to add to my future chicken burrito supreme?!