11 Cheesy Things to Say While Wearing a Pizza Condom

So, there’s an interesting pizza condom concept that smells like pizza and is even packaged in a nifty little pizza box for you to open up and start delivering.

Created by Marina Malygina, the condoms were inspired by Joey from the classic TV show Friends, who was once presented with a question that many would struggle answering. When asked what he’d give up first, food or sex, Joey famously answered:

“Food. No, Sex. Food. Sex. Food. Se… I don’t know! Oh, God. I want both! I want girls on bread!”

You would kind of get the best of both worlds with these condoms. If you ever do actually get a chance to use them, here are a few things you can say that’ll definitely set the mood after you slide on that cheesy love glove. Trust me, fellas, 60 percent of the time, it’ll work every time:

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15min

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bigtip

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deeper

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deliver

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handtossed

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hotandready

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meatlovers

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pizzaandnetflix

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digiorno

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sausage

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stuffedcrust

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Condom concept can be found on Behance

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