Hardcore Egg Porn [Safe For Work]

Confession: I’m addicted to Egg Porn.

There’s something exhilarating about watching a fried egg’s runny yolk spill over my plate with reckless abandon, then soaking it all up with a crunchy piece of toast. I can’t stop scrolling through photos of tossed and manhandled scrambled eggs on the internet, their small, perky curds invigorated with bits of onion and crushed pepper. Then there’s the omelettes, beaten with a dash of milk, stuffed with spinach and cheese, then folded into the most provocative position.

Some call it a problem; I consider it a hobby of sorts.

So, take a moment out of your day, draw the blinds, lock the door and enjoy this stimulating collection of mouthwatering egg porn.

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Money Shots

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PicThx Peter Pham

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Recipe: Half Baked Harvest

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Recipe: The Kitchen Magpie

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Recipe: Spice Foodie

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Recipe: BS’ In The Kitchen

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Recipe: From Away

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Recipe: The Healthy Foodie

Scrambled, Shaken and Stirred

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Recipe: Pick Yin

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Recipe: Leaf and Grain

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Recipe: Indiaphile

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Recipe: Cooking With Michele

Fluffed, Flipped and Folded

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Recipe: Zoom Yummy

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Recipe: Dust and Color

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Recipe: Simone Anne

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Recipe: Just Putzing

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Recipe: Jo Cooks

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Recipe: Wassim’s Cuisine

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Recipe: goboroot

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picthx tastespotting, tasteologie

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