Our Favorite Kitchen Gadgets You Want, but Definitely Don’t Need

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How many times have you been in the kitchen and thought, “Damn, I wish I had an automatic machine that excreted pancakes?” or “Aww man, I wish I could pick up my sushi with a lightsaber!” Welp, you’re in luck.

The gals and guys over at Thrillist compiled an epic list of “50 accessories you can’t eat without,” featuring everything from Chucky Doll knife holders that will make you sh*t your pants to blenders powered by boat motors. We picked our favorites from the bunch below.

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This all-in-one unit puts Fisher Price kitchenettes to shame

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Remember when you were a kid and you used to pretend those plastic mini kitchens for kids were real? Well, this is like that, except you can actually cook something other than play-doh burgers.

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Open Air Cooking Oven for faux-artisan pizzas

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Sorry wood burning oven, we’re moving on. Plus, this gadget’s named the “Presto Pizzazz Pizza Oven,” do we really need to say more?

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Indoor Hydoponic System lets you grow “herbs” year round

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And we all know what that means.

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Behold: The most badass blender on the planet

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As the folks at Thrillist point out: “As it stands right now, the world is divided into two groups: people who own blenders powered by classic boat motors, and losers. Don’t be a loser, snag that ish up at Windchimes & More.” Our sentiments exactly.

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Fork + Pizza Cutter = Fizza Futter?

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Look ma! I can slice pizza with my fork! GENIUS.

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‘Popcake’ Pancake Pooper

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Instant, assembly-line fresh pancakes. Ford would be proud.

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Utensil caps solve all pen-chewing problems

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Because you chew on those pen caps anyway. Might as well be eating something delicious while you’re at it.

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Think the mother of all Keurigs and SodaStreams

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The drink game has just been changed. SPRiZZi takes the Keurig and SodaStream and combines their carbonating-hot-water-making talents into one consolidated gadget. It also has “Flavor Bullets” as opposed to “K-Cups.” Case closed.

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Darth Vader Lightsaber Chopsticks

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Although, if these were real, you’d wouldn’t be able to pick up much of anything and might lose a finger or two. I know, you hate me.

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“Pipe” bowls and mug make for the essential dish set

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Now you can smoke your bowl of cereal in the morning. Also great for when you’re done eating and too lazy to search for your, er, other smoking apparatus.

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Head over to Thrillist and get the full shebang.

Photo Courtesy Thrillist, Hometone

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