Our Dreams Have Come True with Bacon-Flavored Mouthwash

Bacon. It’s a gift from the breakfast gods. Try as you might, but there’s no way you’d find anything that compares to the greasy, mouth-watering strips. That’s why we think Scope’s latest invention, bacon-flavored mouthwash, is pure genius.

Seriously — is there anything better than starting your day with bacon breath? Naw, man! Somehow Scope has made that desired smell even easier for us to achieve with their meaty mouthwash. We assume it has lovely hints of nostril-pleasing grease aromas, AKA all we’d ever want.

OK, the jig is up. Happy early-April fool’s day! Are we still friends?  No? Ok, well, didn’t like you much anyway.

But really, can someone invent bacon mouthwash? Please?

See the brilliant concept in all its glory here:

H/T Mashable + PicThx Scope

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