‘Accidentally’ Sexual: 17 Instances of Actual Food Porn

There’s something strangely beautiful about a successful “That’s What She Said” joke. I mean, sure we might have abused it a bit back in the early days, back when every mention of “wetness,” “hardness” and “size” echoed back a cherubic chorus of dirty-minded fifth graders. But we’re all adults now, so let’s just look at all these wonderfully serendipitous GIFs and photos and call them for what they are. Which is hilarious. And porn.

Intentional vulgarity is one thing. These, thankfully, are quite another.

 

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1. It’s supposed to be an ear.

gummyvagina

 

2. It isn’t supposed to be a clit?

absolutvodka

 

3-5. When you see it.

doughboys

pizza

coke

 

6. THAT’S WHY THEY TASTE SO GOOD.

skinlesswieners

 

7. Happy Rachel Ray is happy.

11r62hk

 

8. Strangely hypnotizing.

pin2

 

9. Okay this one was probably completely intentional, but come on: Olivia Munn.

 

10-11. CHAMPAGNE BUKKAKE.

champagnecumshot2

champagnecumshot

 

12. See what you did there.

bkblow

 

 13. That scientist’s face tho.

froozepops

 

14. No comment necessary.

sausage

 

15. INSIDE OF YOU, MINNIE.

mickeymilk

 

16. Fruit Salad Tossing!

 maoam

 

17. MOST FLAVORFUL.

 banana

H/T + Picthx Complex, HuffPo, Cracked

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