Hello Kitty Sushi, BLT Hearts and 12 Other Awesomely Awkward Food Tattoos

Putting together the unofficial Top 14 Tattoos of Food list is no lighthearted matter and the task requires an enormous amount of internet sifting. Yet while on the hunt for the world’s top-notch food tatts, I realized that there are lots of people out there who really love bacon, cupcakes and cheeseburgers. And this, ladies and gents, is how they show it:

1. Hello Kitty is everywhere, even on your sushi tattoo.

2. A surefire way to make sure you only eat the best quality pizza? If it don’t match the tatt, don’t eat it.

3. The Girl with the Hot Dog Tattoo.

4. I always thought of leeks as the peaceful and gentle type. This tattoo shifted that notion.

5. Breakfast on my mind.

6. Gettin’ that daily serving of fruits and veggies #TurntUp

7. Happy doughnut is happy.

8. Ladies, just so you know how he likes it.

9. Radishes?!?! Hollaaa

10. Jelly Belly.

11. Nothing sexier than a man roasting s’mores on his arm.

12. Nothing says “I love you” like sharing an avocado tattoo.

13. Kale cuz #YOLO

14. Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato = The perfect night in Vegas.