Apparently, Pumpkin Pie Vodka Is A Real Thing

Pinnacle Vodka has done it again and launched another nauseating flavor to their repertoire of equally nauseating flavors: Pumpkin Pie Vodka. The liquor brand is notorious for such blasphemous works as “Cotton Candy” and “Atomic Hots,” titles that may sound like a good idea at first but fail miserably in the end.

The recent Pinnacle press release claims that the seasonal, limited addition flavor “offers the rich, sweet taste of pumpkin blended with the smooth, spicy flavor of cinnamon and nutmeg, topped with a delectable dollop of whipped cream.” However, the general consensus? Imagine a unicorn ate a cake, got schwasted with all his bronies at the club then threw up the next morning. Now imagine you ate that…Ok, we won’t go there.

At $12.99 per 750 ML bottle, I’d opt for an pumpkin pie latte instead. That is, if there’s any left.

Via the Daily Meal