Tip of the Day — Chocolate Hats For Your Penis

Everybody loves a good penis joke, but it’s often hard to make the same funny references with chocolate in the punchline. Until today, thanks Dick Hats company.

That’s right, there is a company called Dick Hats, and they make edible chocolate hats that fit right on the tip of the penis. So if you’re a guy looking to get laid with the quickness, or put your girl into a diabetic coma mid-oral cork, the folks at Dick Hats currently have two varieties available: Viking Helmet or Cowboy Hat.

My dreams of calling my member ‘Little John Wayne’ during foreplay are slowly becoming a reality. Seriously, a chocolate hat for my meat pipe? Please take my money.

[via IncredibleThings]

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