Are You Down With ‘Steak and Blow Job Day’?

Steak and Blow Job Day is a holiday for men celebrated on March 14th, a month after that holiday for women…you know, Valentine’s Day.

What does that mean for us guys? Well, if your ‘best bro’ hits you up for a trip to Outback tonight, you might want to pass. If he suggests Ruth’s Chris…well, that’s a different story. Maybe you should take a walk on the wild side? Maybe.

The holiday itself, is only as official as you make it out to be. Do you take UrbanDictionary as legitimate fact? Then this holiday is for you.

Do you like novelty holidays that result in beautiful and near seamless transitions of oral sex inquiries? Then this holiday is for you. Whether you end up getting a blow job or not, the amount of one liners you’ll ultimately come up with during the day or the course of your steak dinner will provide some ample entertainment for the evening.

Steakandbjday.com puts it perfectly:

Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No need for flowers or cards, just a steak and a massaging of the man shaft with a female mouth. If you don’t know how to make a steak, here’s a book on grilling. Here’s a George Foreman Countertop Grill. Lastly, we hear Omaha Steaks are stereotypically some delicious and acceptable steaks.

Am I the only one who thinks that Steak and Fellatio day rings really well too?

Either way, here’s a dumb comedy sketch about the occasion:

 

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