Portal Cookie Cutters

For those of us conversant in the Portal universe, we’re all aware that the cake is a lie. Thankfully, these cookies are totally real. Yes, at the end of a long day of bending the rules of space-time you’ll want to put down your portal gun and indulge your sweet tooth with these familiarly-shaped cookies. It’s not cake, but a treat’s a treat, right?

The cookie cutter set comes with 8 recognizable shapes derived directly from the Portal universe. ($20 @ ThinkGeek)

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