Gluttony Pants

As mentioned earlier on Conan, someone has indeed created Gluttony Pants and publicized their release just in time for the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday. Chef Chris Cosentino of Incanto (a restaurant that apparently guests can dine on whole hogs’ heads) teamed up with Beta Brand to create these trousers for gluttons. Crafted from a soft caramel canvas, lined with burgundy-colored cotton and equipped with their own napkin. The pair of pants comes with a trio of interestingly named buttons that remind you how far you’ve gone on the Glutton-scale. Featuring graphics conceived by Cosentino himself, illustrated by Jon Adams that depict the life of a glutton.

These pants are available for $100 and are in limited supply from the Beta Brand website. Currently, the pants are only available in Men’s cuts and range from size 30 to 42.