The Making of a 'Food Douche'

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Let’s be realistic, the mere existence of hundreds of thousands of food blogs on the web means that there is easily hundreds of thousands of food douches everywhere. We’ve all been witness to food douchery, in fact, some of us may be food douches ourselves. Ever went out for a beer with a friend and mentioned you knew of a different spot, serving a better beer, at a better price, that had waitresses with a bigger rack? Every group of friends has one, and if you look around and think, “hmm all my friends are not that food douchey, we all agree Alejandro’s has the best fucking tortas around“, you’re probably the douche. Eat on beasts, eat on!

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