BACONLUBE

Just when you thought bacon couldn’t be more thoroughly integrated into our daily habits, we present an interesting lifestyle product, the BACONLUBE. You’re reading correct, personal lubricant of a bacon flavor. As if my private parts didn’t reek of pig-like aromas already, you can now imagine doing whatever it is you do with lubrication and filling the room with that fresh cooked bacon smell. The product is still in testing stages, so no word on distribution just yet.


If you’re interesting in testing out this new product, don’t hesitate!

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