Craving: Fresh Berry Pie

FreshBerryPie

I love all berries. I love all pies. Therefore you can imagine that if you took a pie and covered it in cool, fresh summer berries, I’m more than likely going to love it. Well you’re wrong, I absolutely hate fresh berry pie. It’s the worst thing that I have ever seen, and it would definitely be terrible to cut a huge slice and cover it in some frozen cool whip. That would be terrible, it would make me sick. You berry lovers make me sick!

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