The Inebriator is Pretty Much Like Having Your Own Bartending Robot [VIDEO]

Let me quickly break down the implications of having your very own bartending robot. He’s not gonna give you a little umbrella, listen to your sob stories or take your keys away, but what this Arduino-powered prototype will do is mix up a plethora of 15 different cocktails, each at a blazing speed of over 30 seconds flat.

According to The Inebriator‘s makers: “[…] we didn’t design it to be quick, we designed it to be flamboyant.” But for basically being the lazy (or already-drunk) drinker’s new best friend, I say the ‘Neebs deserves to strut a little (or you know, dawdle).

Unfortunately he is currently just a prototype, but developers have said they’re working on a 2.0, which should be “much more polished” and open for potential commercialization.

In the meantime, check out this promotional video of The Inebriator in action, mixing its signature, eponymous drink (complete with flashing lights and a Reel Big Fish soundtrack):

Shut up and take my money, beep boop beep boop.