These Sriracha Boxers Give a Whole New Meaning to the Term ‘Cock Sauce’

I’ll admit, when I first heard the words “Sriracha” and “boxers” thrown around the office this morning, I was hoping for something a little more Jackass-y, but I guess these will do.

Hot Rod Red and emblazoned with the words “Respect the Hot Cock,” new Sriracha boxer briefs by the Oatmeal also feature the iconic green-tipped bottle and are guaranteed to deliver any wearer his own hunk of, hunk of burning love. Still, here’s to hoping someone misinterprets this post and fills their buddy’s pants with some painfully hot cock sauce anyway, because that sh*t’s hilarious.

Sriracha “Hot Cock” Boxers are available online for $18.99, along with a less interesting women’s version for $18.99 and Sriracha-flavored popcorn for $5.99.

Rock out.

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