Buffalo Wings and Celery Soap — An Ironic Way to Get Clean

The last thing I would consider using to get my fingers clean would be buffalo wings. Seriously, can you think of a more obnoxiously messy, yet utterly delicious pre-meal? Interesting enough, there will be millions of wings eaten during today’s Super Bowl, and even more millions of dirty fingers that wish one of their favorite foods hadn’t just coated their fingers in buffalo deliciousness.

Who would have thought we’d be able to wash off our fingers with…more buffalo wings? A young lady out of New Jersey by the name of Robyn has found a talent in creating soaps that are dramatically realistic to their real life counterparts.

In this case, Robyn has made some olive-oil based Buffalo Wings and Celery Soap, made-to-order, with custom scents (she has plenty to choose from, from Juicy Watermelon to something called Metro Chic), none of which are buffalo-sauce flavored.

Don’t eat these…in case it wasn’t utterly obvious. ($7.95 @ Etsy)

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