Dexter Blood Sample Coasters

Any Dexter fan will immediately recognize these slides of blood samples that our man stows away in his collection after each gruesome murder. Now, you can have your own collection of blood-stained glass slides to bust out when you have guests over, only these slides don’t bear the potential to implicate you for murder later down the line…because they’re just coasters.

My friend actually owns glass coasters just like these, only without the Dexter logo and the blood was a lot more soluble… I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about.

($35 @ ShoStore)

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