Hammer Bottle Opener

What better way to start getting hammered than with a hammer? Okay maybe that doesn’t sound too safe. But this badass Beer Hammer Bottle Opener is definitely the right tool to  get the job done. At eight and a half inches, this gadget sells for around $5. Just make sure to put it away once you can’t remember what it’s used for. Seriously, we’ve seen some bad things happen…($4.50 @ Amazon)