Bust a Bottlecap Openers

Alcohol and weapons. What could be better, am I right folks? Instead of having actual weapons present when you’re opening your bottled beverage, why not just keep the imagery and lose the potential for harm and death with one of these fearsome looking bottle cap openers? I know, it doesn’t quite compare to the danger of actually opening up your frosty brew with a real loaded handgun or live grenade (believe me, I know), but I’m pretty sure those knuckledusters can still do some damage. ($25 – $28 @ BustABottleCap)

Note: FOODBEAST in no way condones the use of violent weaponry when under the influence of alcohol. [You aim better when you’re sober anyway]

(via Cool Material)

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