This Gentleman’s Rant Skewers Your Favorite Fast Food Joints [VIDEO]

Burger King, McDonald’s, Wendy’s…none of them are safe from this sour, bitter and hilarious Gentleman’s Rant episode from director John Elerick. A cross section of different males speak on how terrible individual restaurants are, even finding something cheeky to say about places like Subway and Tim Horton’s. The best? What they think about Pizza Hut: “I actually like Pizza Hut. Did I say Pizza Hut? I meant to say soggy cardboard-like old lady asshole-tasting spongy, is-this-even-real-cheese pizza. Not Pizza Hut.”

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