Aperture Water Bottles

Hydrate yourself with technology provided from Aperture Laboratories! Okay, it’s not a portal gun that will teleport you to the other side of a room with a pitfall in the middle of it, but it’s nice to see something from the Portal video game make an appearance in the real world. Each glass bottle holds 18 oz of fluid and is the perfect gift for any one who appreciates the mind-bending amalgamation of awesome that is the Portal video game series. ($15 @ ThinkGeek)

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