DiGiorno Introduces Onion-Loaded ‘Cry Pie’ For March Madness

March Madness is upon us and while it’s all fun and games — right?— the stakes truthfully couldn’t be higher. If you’ve got some skin in the game and have witnessed your favorite team crumble during the NCAA basketball tournament, it may have reduce you to tears. But this year, fear not. DiGiorno’s got your back with its new Cry Pie, a pizza topped with three variations of onions to use as a scapegoat the next time the waterworks start flowing during March Madness.

The pizza itself is made with DiGiorno’s signature thin crust, alfredo sauce, mozzarella cheese, and three types of onions: aromatic red, caramelized yellow, and green. If the pressure gets to be too much and tears sting your eyes, tell your bros it’s just the pizza and take a walk, champ.

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