Topo Chico Hard Seltzer Embraces Petty, Will Send Your Ex a Cactus This Valentine’s Day

Topo Chico Hard Seltzer is flying their petty flag high this Valentine’s Day by offering to send anyone’s ex-lover a cactus for only $2.14 (see what they did there) plus shipping.

If you happen to think this gift would be on-point for your old flame, then head to prickly.topochicohardseltzerusa.com, fill out the appropriate info and Topo Chico Hard Seltzer will take care of the rest.

Just make sure your ex isn’t a plant lover so things won’t backfire.

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