Ron Jeremy’s “Adult Rum”

Ron de Jeremy, marketed strictly as the “adult rum,” is Ron Jeremy’s new sexual exploit and we have some serious mixed feelings about this product. We don’t know what kind of consumers would swallow this stuff, but Mr. Jeremy claims he’s “endorsed all sorts of things – cigars, rolling papers, hot sauce, penis pills – and they have all been successful. I only pick great products. The same thing with rum. Find me one bad review!” Who could argue with that right?

Current reviews of this rum have described Ron de Jeremy, as well-endowed with flavor, very woody, and spicy. When drinking it neat, it first hits you with raw sugarcane but ends with a long elegant finish. However if that seems like a little too hard to handle, Ron Jeremy suggests a more gentle approach by  mixing a Ron & Coke or a Rona Colada… perhaps in a 9.75 inch glass if you will. (29.99 @ drinkupny)

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