Ron Jeremy’s “Adult Rum”

Ron de Jeremy, marketed strictly as the “adult rum,” is Ron Jeremy’s new sexual exploit and we have some serious mixed feelings about this product. We don’t know what kind of consumers would swallow this stuff, but Mr. Jeremy claims he’s “endorsed all sorts of things – cigars, rolling papers, hot sauce, penis pills – and they have all been successful. I only pick great products. The same thing with rum. Find me one bad review!” Who could argue with that right?

Current reviews of this rum have described Ron de Jeremy, as well-endowed with flavor, very woody, and spicy. When drinking it neat, it first hits you with raw sugarcane but ends with a long elegant finish. However if that seems like a little too hard to handle, Ron Jeremy suggests a more gentle approach by  mixing a Ron & Coke or a Rona Colada… perhaps in a 9.75 inch glass if you will. (29.99 @ drinkupny)

More content

CultureProducts
Bud Light And The Buffalo Bills Make Beer From Snow
Bud Light has announced a limited-edition Blizzard Brew, made with snow from Highmark Stadium to celebrate Buffalo Bills fans and one of the NFL’s signature…
,
CultureEating Out
The Chicago Bears Offering Hot Chocolate Spiked With The City’s Most Infamous Liquor
Jeppson’s Malört, is widely known as Chicago’s signature spirit. And while it is an acquired taste, that has not stopped Soldier Field’s hospitality team from…
,
Eating OutLifestyle
This New Guide Ranks The Best U.S. Airports For Dining and Lounges
Business travelers have officially spoken, and not all airports are created equal. Corporate Traveler just dropped its Business Travel Airport Guide, a new report ranking…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox