Watch Tom Brady Casually Feed David Blaine Shards Of Glass
I think it’s a common fact that David Blaine’s a f*cking psychopath, as he routinely puts his body through torturous stunts, convincing the world that he is the devil.
One of Blaine’s favorite pastimes seems to be freaking out celebrities, as he has swallowed live fish in front of the likes of Dave Chappelle, and pierced an ice pick through his hand while Kanye West confusingly looked on.
Brady posted a video to his Instagram account, showing himself feeding Blaine shards of glass in his kitchen, seemingly for another one of the magician’s specials. I’m not exactly a nutritionist, but I don’t think pieces of glass are part of a normal person’s balanced diet.
Brady said in the post:
When I tell you the man eats glass, I mean, THE MAN EATS GLASS!!! @davidblaine you did it this time, you hit the jackpot! Warning – kids DO NOT do this at home. He is a trained professional and a GOAT!
Brady didn’t freak out like most of his famous counterparts have in the past, but then again, his job is to stay calm and collected while 230-pound humans try their best to hurt him.
Blaine then posted a photo to Instagram, showing himself, Brady, Gisele Bundchen, and Luciano Huck with big smiles, like there wasn’t a glass-eating sociopath using his demon powers in the Brady household.
We’ll probably never know how Blaine was able to chew through glass without killing himself, but I’d like to think Blaine revealed his secrets to Brady, in exchange for Brady’s ball deflating secrets.
