Poké Restaurant Savagely Claps Back At Negative Yelp Reviewer

Yelpers usually have the freedom to rip restaurants to their hearts content with no repercussions. Sometimes the restaurant will respond back and try to make things right, apologize and offer them free food.

This restaurant did the exact opposite.

Chisai Poké Bar in Brooklyn, New York received this fairly negative review, Jan. 3.

It wasn’t the crudest of reviews. He had some beef with the door, and thought the food wasn’t very good. That was enough to trigger Chisai’s management, though, as the restaurant responded with this:

The response started off pretty tame, and quaint, but then they hit Dan with this savage comeback, “… when you mention the word “pathetically”, we can’t help but visualize you sitting in front of your computer or phone crafting over 7500 yelp reviews.”

Then they hit him with this gem of a closer:

If you’re going to come after this humble little poké spot, you better come correct, cause they have some goons ready to clap back at your reviews.