There’s A Shocking Surge In Search Results For ‘Pizza Porn’

Web sites like PornHub give viewers a chance to search through millions of videos, satisfying any strange fetish they have, even those involving pizza.

While the old school pizza delivery boy porn might sound played out, the search term is still going strong, as pizza is searched for more than 500,000 times a month, according to PornHub.

Believe it or not, sitting atop these pizza-related searches is “pizza delivery,” followed by “big sausage pizza,” which I have no interest in finding out what the videos consist of.

The porn site also said that since 2013, pizza searches have increased by 9 percent, and as of September 2016, the popularity has been at its highest ever.

As far as who is searching for pizza porn, it’s men between the age of 18-24 getting down with the cheesy goodness.

The biggest takeaway from these stats is that “pizza that ass” is the least popular of pizza searches, which is a bummer, simply because it’s a pretty sweet pun and should get some love.