Funny Or Die’s Take On A Throwback Tombstone Pizza Commercial Is HILARIOUS

You guys remember those campy Tombstone Pizza commercials back in the ’90s? You know, the one where someone’s about to bite the dust and then gets asked the famous line:

What do you want on your TOMBSTONE?

To which the hero would spout the toppings to the popular frozen pizza brand.

Funny Or Die released a throwback trailer that recaptures the spirit of the originals, and we have to admit, it’s pretty awesome. The video stars actor Oliver Muirhead as he narrowly escapes death while requesting his favorite pizza.

Check it out above.

The throwback promotes Tombstone’s new Roadhouse line of pizzas, which comes in four varieties. These are: Bring on the Meat (pepperoni, Italian sausage, Genoa salami), Double Down Deluxe (pepperoni, Italian sausage, red and green peppers, caramelized onions), Piled High Pepperoni (lots of pepperoni), and Two Meat Matchup (pepperoni and Italian sausage).

Roadhouse pizzas are now available at grocery retailers nationwide for about $7.99. Each pizza takes about 25 minutes to bake.

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