This Woman Got Revenge On A Pizza Thief With A Carefully Placed Dead Lizard
How do you get revenge on a dorm-mate who keeps taking bites of your food? YOU POISON THEM!
OK, so this woman probably didn’t fully think this through, and her form of revenge on a thief, was stuffing a pizza slice with a dead lizard, hoping the person would eat it.
Imgur user porialex, who has since deleted his account, probably upon learning that they could possibly get in trouble for this, posted images of the act, step by step.
The Imgur post was titled, “My girlfriend got revenge on a serial food thief.” Basically, someone was taking random bites of her food in the fridge, probably just to piss her off, and she was fed up.
Hoping that this person struck again, she bought a pizza, sliced open a slice, placed a dead lizard inside, microwaved it so it blended in well, then put it in the fridge, waiting for someone to come by for a bite.
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It supposedly worked. Someone actually did take a bite of the pizza and got a mouthful of lizard, according to Metro UK.
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This was the note posted on the revenge shortly after the bite was taken.
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Well, as people so often do, an argument ensued on the Reddit thread, as someone claiming to be a lawyer, said that the couple could potentially get in trouble for trying to poison someone, being a 2nd degree misdemeanor.
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Another alleged lawyer countered, saying that the couple didn’t do this with the intent to kill, or injure the pizza-guzzling thief.
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