Photorealistic Sushi Pillows

Like sushi — like lounging? These Sushi Pillows got you covered. Each one measures 15.5 inches in diameter, 6 inches tall and are made of 100% polyester. The oversized pieces of sushi will go well with an apartment that’s ready to say “Yes. We’ve decorated with Sushi Pillows.” All that I’m happy about is that I get to go face-down into a California Roll without feeling like a fat ass.

For added ambiance, use these when you’re eating sushi at your crib on those lonely weekday nights. Things won’t seem so terrible. ($17.99 @ PerpetualKid)

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