Jared Fogle’s Lawyer Wants Us To Know His Client Is Not Getting Fat In Jail

Sometimes I hate my job, and it mainly occurs when I have to write about Jared Fogle and the aftermath of the ex-Subway spokesperson’s child pornography and pedophilia charges. Earlier this week we reported on Fogle’s 15-year prison sentence starting off with an alleged 30-pound weight gain.

According to several sources, Fogle was downing Frosted Flakes, Cake and Honey buns by the boxes — but according to Jared’s lawyer and a recent update on TMZ, apparently that’s all a lie.

“Fogle’s attorney, Ronald Elberger, tells us it’s all a lie … his client hasn’t gained a pound in prison … to the contrary he exercises regularly on the prison track” TMZ

I’m glad to see Jared Fogle’s legal and PR team’s so active even when the dude is behind bars. But now I don’t know WHAT to believe. Is he fat? Is he safe in jail? Is he working out super hard? Do I care? Do you care? Jared, if you’re reading this in your prison’s Internet cafe, let us know how it’s going!

eff-u

More content

PartnersProducts
Ultimate Espresso Tonic Hack With Zevia’s Limited-Edition Salted Caramel Zero Sugar Soda
Zevia® just leveled up its tasty roster with its most unique, limited-edition flavor flex: Salted Caramel Zero Sugar Soda, a drop you can only score…
,
Products
A Con Man Steals Almost 22 Tons Worth Of Award-Winning Cheese
Thousands of pounds of expensive award-winning cheese have been stolen from a cheese brand called Neal’s Yard Dairy. Apparently, it sold 48,488 pounds (22 metric…
,
Products
V8 And Grillos Pickles Team Up For Dill Pickle-Flavored Bloody Mary Mix
Grillo’s and V8 have teamed up to give us the pickle-flavored bev we didn’t know we needed.  The unlikely duo fusion ha’d for a new…
,
Burger
We Deliver!

Enter your email address below and we'll deliver our top stories straight to your inbox