Passed Out Drunk Bro Has Towering Cup Pyramid Built Around Him

This guy was either passed out for a really long time, or his buddy stacks cups really fast. Either way, a pretty damn impressive 17-story-high cup tower was built around a piss-drunk bro who was just trying to catch some sleep at the bar.

As is customary when anyone passes out, you have to really mess with them.

While most people settle for poorly-drawn penises to the forehead, or putting the sleeper’s hand in warm water, this guy took it to the next level, or next 17 levels.

Posted to Reddit by Mike_Pants, the photo shows that the stacker nothing more than clear plastic cups, toilet paper and a very steady hand, as the giant pyramid was formed from the table, all the way up to the ceiling.

If only there was video of the guy waking up and having hundreds of little water cups raining over him.

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h/t firstwefeast

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