This Meaty Sausage and Bacon Cake Is The Only Cake That Matters Right Now

The Vulgar Chef’s obscure cooking blog is more than just inappropriate boob jokes—the guy can cook up breakfast like no other.

Case in point, this massive Sausage and Bacon Breakfast Cake.

The best part about his recipe, is that it isn’t 500 steps, and schmucks like you and I can probably make it.

The Vulgar One just used some Jiffy blueberry muffin mix, topped it with a ton of bacon and sausage links, added even more muffin mix and baked it for 45 minutes.

The result was a meaty breakfast cake that he topped with a fried egg, because everything is better when topped with a fried egg.

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We have access to breakfast in burrito form and even taco form, so it’s about time we have it in cake form, as well.

Check out the full recipe on the Vulgar Chef cooking blog, and check out his quick vid below:

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