New York Post Cover Burns Jared Fogle: ‘Enjoy A Footlong In Jail’

Former Subway pitchman Jared Fogle has been making headlines after the shocking news that he paid minors for sex and was caught up in a child pornography ring.

The best of all the headlines, however, came from the New York Post Thursday, as it reads, “Enjoy A Footlong In Jail.”

Sure it’s something we’ve been reading through countless memes on social media, but to see it stamped on the front of major newspaper publication for the world to see makes it burn that much more.

According to prosecutors, Fogle will pay restitution to 14 minors that he allegedly paid for sex and will face some serious jail time.

While he probably won’t have any access to Subway in jail, there’s still a good chance that he can enjoy Big Bob’s cock-meat sandwich.

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