Instagram Squashes #EggplantFriday, Thirst Too Real [NSFW]

Your weekly, balanced Instagram meal plan has been disrupted. #EggplantFriday, an entire day devoted to fruit-like bulges fighting their way out of men’s sweatpants, has been pulled from the popular photo-sharing website due to the successful escapes of certain…members.

#eggplantfriday

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While New Year’s resolutions to eat more vegetables are still going strong(ish), thirst levels are sure to escalate following this recent development.

For normal people who quench their thirst with water and Tinder, other fruit-related hastags have not (yet) been tainted on Instagram.

There have been cries for a #MelonMonday, which already exists as a safe, magical place for cantaloupe, honeydew and watermelon lovers alike (though some considerable cleavage has been cracking the door open to more suggestive content):

 

#melonMonday

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