If You’re Going to Cook Bacon Naked, Use Protection

If you want to live life on the edge, cook bacon while naked.

Or if you’re not fully committed to the idea, the Naked Bacon Cooking Armor is like the training wheels of naked cooking.

Although you could probably wear regular underwear and get similar protective results, this thing might be useful if you ever knock over the frying pan and all that grease heads directly toward your package.

OK, maybe it’s not really useful at all, but it might be fun to walk around the house in.