Cop Blocks Couple from Getting Freaky on a Chipotle Roof

Nothing kills a boner like a cop shouting at you to get off the roof.

Delaware police received calls of a couple doing the nasty on top of the roof of a Delaware Chipotle. When police arrived they definitely caught the couple mid-coitus and promptly asked them to stop. There was no stopping that rocket however, as the couple continued for 15-20 seconds before eventually stopping.

The incident occurred at 9:40 p.m. and the couple tried to sneak in a quicky before the 10 pm closing, but they probably shouldn’t have been on the very front of the restaurant’s roof where they were evidently visible.

The couple tried running away and hiding into the man’s apartment nearby, but it didn’t work as they were found, arrested and charged with Resisting Arrest, Lewdness, Indecent Exposure, Loitering and Conspiracy.

Both were released on $1,800 unsecured bond in what ended up being some pretty expensive intercourse.

H/T CBS, Picthx Chipotle

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