Cabbie Napkins

For those Foodbeasts out there that also like to get their drank on, this product might be right up your alley! Ever find yourself getting superbly wasted at a bar or club, only to find yourself on the cold floor of your ex-girlfriend’s sister’s apartment kitchen floor? Well, never again with this Cabbie Napkins!

They come in a pack of 12, so before you go out (or while before you’re too hazy), just fill out the address/direction box, location of your cash stash, and have a more worry free night! Of course, if you’re going to start utilizing these Cabbie Napkins, I would recommend being somewhere that reputable cab drivers are abundant. (£1.95 @ NPW)

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