White Castle Waffle Sliders Would Be the Worst April Fool’s Joke Ever

If bacon-scented mouthwash, Pizza Tic Tacs, and a machine that turns water into wine sound too good to be true, well, it’s because they were. Now, conspicuously close to April Fool’s Day, it seems we have yet another potential foodie heartbreaker on our hands: Belgian waffle sandwiches from White Castle.

According to the brand’s Facebook, the sliders will feature two imported Belgian waffle buns and your choice of three fillings: sausage, egg, and cheese; bacon, egg, and cheese; and chicken and waffles. The chicken and waffles version will be available all day, while the two breakfast sliders will only be available during breakfast hours, at all participating locations.

Of course, considering the timing of this whole thing, it’s very likely there will be no participating locations once April 1st rolls around. And though we’d love to see White Castle tap the growing waffle-breakfast fast food market, the sandwiches still have no official launch date, which makes us all more than a little skeptical. Don’t go breaking our hearts, White Castle. Hmph.