How Cocaine, Gunpowder and 50% of America’s Flour is Extracted from Sandwich Cookies [Parody]

All these years we’ve been dipping Oreos and (lesser) Newman-O’s into milk, not realizing the f*ckin’ gold mine hiding in each precious sandwich cookie. Luckily, the investigative reporters at Jerk Circle released a telling mini-documentary on a factory that harvests cookies for their raw materials.

Watch how the creme is recycled as milk, while the cookie is shredded and harvested for cocaine, gunpowder, cocoa and sugar. We’ve got to hand it to these wizards for being so resourceful, they’ve got us wondering what other potential $$$$ is hiding in our favorite snacks.

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