This Teen Had Sex With a Hot Pocket, Becomes a Twitter Legend in the Process

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The past two weeks have oddly become defined by gentleman having sex with pizza things.

Just days after a gentleman burned his penis after thrusting it into his Domino’s pizza, a young teen known as Thot Pocket has found his own path to stardom: by filming himself having sex with a Hot Pocket.

Known only as Thot Pocket and his Twitter/Vine handle @VERSACEPOPTARTS, the youngster began his short-lived Vine/Twitter career by filming himself having sex with a box of cinnamon-flavored Pop-Tarts. While the video gained immediate traction, it was removed — apparently filming yourself having sex with a Pop-Tarts box goes against the Terms of Service.

The DailyDot featured the following selfie of the box he desecrated:

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Following this selfie, he propositioned his new followers to rally for his next stunt, the infamous Hot Pocket fucking:

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As you can tell from the amount of Retweets in the above screenshot, @VERSACEPOPTARTS indeed posted the video with the hashtag #FoodPorn. The clip was deleted, but the continued tirade on Twitter revealed he’d follow up his junk food sexing by setting his eyes (and penis) on a donut, then a bowl of Jello.

Before being suspended from both Twitter and Vine, the Hot Pockets brand page blocked him, and he’s since garnered a strange following of fans waiting for his next stunt… some even proposing they become his next Hot Pocket:

A humorous interview with the Twitter folk legend made its way to food blog First We Feast, with one of the most memorable quotes being:

“I TRIED DOING IT WITHOUT A CONDOM AND IT WAS JUST, LIKE, WAY TOO HOT.”

Hopefully this kid gets his Twitter account back. I’m oddly curious to see what other food item he plans on turning into a Fleshlight.

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